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Don’t Mess with the Voodoo
Filed Under Baby Book
12-1-07
I’ve never been superstitious. I’ll walk under every ladder you put in front of me. But after three miscarriages in twelve months I’ll do just about anything to get a baby. “Don’t mess with the Voodoo,” they say in New Orleans, my favorite vampiric party town. In other words, there may not be spirits floating around, but just in case there are, might as well make them comfy.
The moment you enter our houseboat you encounter our little fertility shrine on the ledge above the kitchen table. It’s been there for months now and I like it. An African fertility goddess carved of dark wood anchors the shrine, standing eight inches tall with arms outstretched as if to say, “come on baby, you just come right to big mama.” Small breasted with curvy hips (like Jodi), she was a gift from friends who also had a rough go but ultimately had a lovely baby girl. At her feet sits a luminous pyrite egg in a small leaf shaped dish. It too was a gift from another new mother, our neighbor Valencia who procured it from Amma, the world famous hugging guru. The egg’s shiny coolness feels magical and heavy in the palm of my hand and Valencia insisted that when she got it she felt it belonged to us. Eggs symbolize fertility and the silver heft of it gives it a notable substance. A small painting of a happy pregnant woman with a smiling baby flying in her belly stands beside the egg and below the painting sits my favorite thing of all, a pair of baby sandals decorated with elephants. What is it about baby shoes… I guess shoes make the man, whether he’s 50 years old or 50 days.
The area in front of our houseboat contains even more symbolic objets d’art. I’m out there daily watering, pruning and communing with my little fief of potted palms, succulents and citrus trees. In one of these numerous bowls of terra firma at the foot of our gangplank sits a regal succulent under which I’ve placed two little wedding cake figurines. Before these little personal action figures I’ve placed a toy elephant, trunk up, protecting his territory. Each time I enter the house I check to be sure Jodi’s figurine is upright and standing strong. So far so good. Superstition can be fun.
Most of my art is for sale, but this piece is yours alone, baby boy.
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